Dear Cat People,
As you know, I can’t stand rats, mice, and all types of rodents, especially the grey ones. Their rat race is dirty, tricky, lazy. All they build are nests, nests, and more entangled nests. They lie, steal and spy all day. You know very much who they are. They make me sick to my stomach, my heart, my mind. What are they looking for? Why are they marching here? I know they know I keep a clean house. That is why when I catch one of theirs in my paw, I come alive when I gorge on its guts, tear through and chew on its heart, and suck blood out from its tiny hindbrain. That is what we Cat People do.
Sincerely,
C
Black Cat Words 