The Figure Eight

[Scene II. The Front Bar.]

PLUTO .Eciton ton did I .on, lleW ?dloC

BLACK CAT I see. Well–

PLUTO .dnob rieht no tcelfer ot emit peed etamluos reh dna srehtaeF evig lliw tahT. suirattigaS ni eb lliw thginot noom ehT.

BLACK CAT Yes, Your Majesty. Tonight there’s a Strawberry Moon in Sagittarius.

[Aside to herself. ]

I guess he can’t figure out that’s why I’m here drinking and mingling. I’m trying to get laid on this Strawberry Moon tonight, and Sagi will make it happen.

Well, about Feathers–

PLUTO ?ereht keehc tfel ruoy ot deneppah tahW

BLACK CAT Um, well, I got into a dirty scuffle with a sea angel. You see, I had mistaken it for a shrimp. I was hungry, and when I went to bite at it, it pulled my left cheek into its tentacles. No worries. Just a small bruise, but I clawed at it, and it’s long been digested and excreted out. This thing with Feathers, Your Majesty, do you know? I mean, are you aware he’s still been shooting his spiritual sperm into her halo, and swallowing her feathers? They’re not spiritually separate entities any longer. When he hurts, she hurts. When he smiles, she smiles. Although he broke God’s contract, he hasn’t broken their bond. Feathers loves him from her heart. He admires her mind. But he…he’s still stuck in his pride. He needs to have that control. I mean, he has made some small changes, but he’s afraid she will reject him. She makes him happy, but none of this I’m telling you is happening on the 3-D level.

PLUTO –eb epoh swohs noom s’thginot tuB

BLACK CAT Pluto, I understand. The moon and the sun tonight will both be at its brightest, thanks to Royal Antares and Royal Aldebaran. Yes, both stars appear balanced. Maybe Ophiuchus will eventually heal her soulmate’s past wounds enough so that he will come to her at the 3-D level while you stay moving backwards. She needs to heal, too, you know. I don’t know what will happen because God granted all of us free will. But just because you are out of sign opposition with Venus won’t mean I won’t get laid tonight.

PLUTO !sreehC

[Pluto takes his last sip of his very dirty Martini and exits. Black Cat remains at the front bar mingling.]

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