cheese – Black Cat Words

A Black Cat Moment

I once ate a rat. It was eight inches long. It took me three years to swallow it whole. I licked its dried up blood off my left paw during its funeral.

You left me crooked there with that remark you just made. Let me straighten your angle. You seem a little lost in thought again. So you say you do it for the thrill. What’s that? You’ll need more chunks of cheese trails to chase after me? You mean those third-party hookers just won’t do? CheddarContinue reading “A Black Cat Moment”