I once ate a rat. It was eight inches long. It took me three years to swallow it whole. I licked its dried up blood off my left paw during its funeral.
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A Black Cat Moment
You have your union of rats. We have our divisions of cats.
A Black Cat Moment
To the spying soulmate, I know where your paranoia lives. You’ve made Hell your mind, Heaven your heart, and nothing’s left that gives. Like Lucifer, you believe Hell to be a better reign than a server to Heaven. You’ve fallen for this over here, for that over there, and thus, made your mind his obsession.Continue reading “A Black Cat Moment”
A Black Cat Moment
Dear Schizo Soulmate, You, yes, you…the one I haven’t yet met. I’m talking to you. Have you run out of fantasies to entertain yourself? What’s the matter? Still need my fire to create your selfish thought patterns? Well, I’m not here, and I’m not there. Unless you’re looking for claw marks, don’t come to meContinue reading “A Black Cat Moment”
A Black Cat Moment
I bare four claws: I hated you. I hated you, and that hurt me. I hated you because you conned me. I hated you because you conned me, and all I wanted at that time was to serve you a full cup.
A Black Cat Moment
I keep ten swords, and they’re all in my claws. Just look at my raw paws, my light nails, my dark laws.
A Black Cat Moment
Do you know what I did? The rat race king selected two of his best mice minions to fight me. Those mice thought they would feast upon my sleek, shiny coat for they had envisioned my dead body a ceremonial public banquet to be placed upon and served on their dirty refectory table. Bad move,Continue reading “A Black Cat Moment”
A Black Cat Moment
The overweight lollipop lady warned me. She was stood at the crossing in between my soulmate and me. Blocking him who had been standing on the edge of the opposite pavement side with both hands tucked securely in his front pocket blue jeans, she pushed out both her blubbery arms and waved madly at me.Continue reading “A Black Cat Moment”
A Black Cat Valentine’s Day Massacre
You see, the difference between you and me is my eyes remain wide open while yours are still wide shut. You see, the difference between you and me is I offer blessings while you deliver curses. You see, the difference between you and me is I like licking on long-lasting lollipops while you like suckingContinue reading “A Black Cat Valentine’s Day Massacre”